I did not cook three frozen dinners...three nights in a row.... when hubby was out of town (for three nights) last week. Oh no- only freshly prepared meals here... all natural, all the time.
I did NOT wear the same pair of socks during the day... then to bed that night cause I was cold.... then the entire next day since I didn't feel like showering- or changing socks.... ewww! That would be so gross.
I have not found myself actually crawling into my little toddler's TODDLER-sized bed with her - (legs all crunched up to fit) when she wakes up in the middle of the night, because I am too tired to sit in the chair and rock her and too lazy to let her cry herself back to sleep.
And I did not ooh and ahhh at my son's artwork from church on Sunday and then turn around (when he wasn't looking) and stuff it in the recycling bin. Because that would be so cruel! No- not me! I'm that Mom who has her kids artwork framed and hanging all over the walls. Okay- actually, I'm not. But I wish I were!
But, speaking of framed photo's, I most certainly do not have empty frames all around my house (for the last several years) because I am too lazy to fill them with pictures...
And, even worse, I most certainly do not have pictures hanging on the wall (for the last 6 years) that have pictures of other random kids, that are not even my own, because I've neglected to change out the picture it came with to a picture of my own kid!! NO WAY! NOT ME!!!
Who are these kids??? I have no idea- but they sure aren't mine!!
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Ha haa hee heee!! I'm sitting here in the orthodontist's office, giggling at your list and trying to pretend that I'm not! People are starting to stare!
Okay, still giggling--I don't care who's watching--the whole frame with random kid pictures--that is hysterical!!!
Blessings!
HA!! I can totally relate to the "empty frame" syndrome.
As far as having pics of random kids around the house...that is just too weird. I would never do that. No, not me! LOL!!
Thanks for making me laugh! ;)
So funny, Angela!! Ew about the socks, but I've done that before, too! LOL! And I've been in your house a bazillion times and never have ONCE noticed the random-kids-in-frames. Well, maybe the one in Alex's room I noticed once when I was in there nursing one of my kids. I'm going to have to check them all out now next time I'm over. Too funny. Cute post! I might have to start doing the "Not Me Mondays," too!
Oh my word that is so funny! I love the pics of random kids!!
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